This is one of the most hilarious threads I've read in a while! So let me offer my contributions.
"Sacred service" - Anything classified with this title screams free labor without the hope of an unemployment check when they are thru with you and/or your job is done - whichever comes first
"Doing it for Jehovah" - Said to guilt you into doing ANYTHING, because it's not being done for men
"Inactive" - You weren't Jesus friend before and following his example, and this confirms it
"Low-hour publisher" - We're watching your numbers and your bringing down the company (congregation) average. How do we get a bonus this year? Oh wait, we don't get paid for this. But we still love to do it!
CoC